Awkward Encounters Appreciator Pillows

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

Road sign with a dinosaur.

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"But he's no longer with us."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'En-counter'

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

The originator of the office birthday party.

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

Massage Mushroom Cloud

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."