Awkward Encounter Appreciators Gifts

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Road sign with a dinosaur.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

Turtle Blind dates

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

"But he's no longer with us."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

The originator of the office birthday party.

'En-counter'

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

"Just don't be yourself."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

Evil Pusskins#3

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

The invisibility of the invisible man always ended in the most unfortunate places.

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'