Collecting Unusual Experiences Pillows

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Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Storage Unit of Love

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Odd Spas

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

Newton discovers surrealism

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

' You shouldn't believe everything you read in the fairy stories.'

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

"She was this tall with curly blonde hair Officer: She ate our porridge and broke our furniture..."

'Could you just sign it 'Bobby'.'

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

'This is for a different book.'

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

"It's not necrophilia if you're both dead."

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

The Emperor's New Plane.