Collecting Unusual Experiences Prints

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Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Storage Unit of Love

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Odd Spas

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

Newton discovers surrealism

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

"I'm open to new things."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

' You shouldn't believe everything you read in the fairy stories.'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

"She was this tall with curly blonde hair Officer: She ate our porridge and broke our furniture..."

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

'Could you just sign it 'Bobby'.'

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

'This is for a different book.'

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"It's not necrophilia if you're both dead."

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.