Collector Of Experiences T-Shirts

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Heading off with a packed bag

Tunnel of Whale Guts

A boy with a camera

"Well, now we've seen it."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

We learn by doing

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Who's Dead

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Odd Spas

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Travel changed me."

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Diversity...

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.

Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.'

Football Manager's Parrot

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

"We met online."

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

"Ow! Rotten stinking sky!!"

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"