Collecting Unique Experiences T-Shirts

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Heading off with a packed bag

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

A boy with a camera

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Well, now we've seen it."

'I'll take ten, please.'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Odd Spas

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"Travel changed me."

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"I don't look at it as bouncing from job to job, I'm merely gaining a broad base of experience."

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

' You shouldn't believe everything you read in the fairy stories.'

"I'm open to new things."

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

We only go around once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop!

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

"She was this tall with curly blonde hair Officer: She ate our porridge and broke our furniture..."

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"Well I think it looks nice"

Man climbing mountain with sink plungers.

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

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