Memoir Readers Gifts

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Eva Schloss

Romy Schneider

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

Jared Kushner book Breaking History published.

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

Vanity Publishing.

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!