Memoir Fan T-Shirts

'We love your resume, it it's true, we'd like to publish it as a memoir...if untrue, as fiction.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Dating an English Major

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

This side is the gag reel.

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Moby Dick

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

The Book Lover

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Ask A Silly Question.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Book vs technology

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"