Monster Movie Maniac Prints

"Virtually destroying cities is a lot easier on your feet."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Polyps over Tokyo. It's a cartoon about giant sea creatures that declare war on the surface world. An anime anemone enemy!

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Giant slug attacks a city

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Zombies.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

King Kongs first christmas

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Official Fight Cards

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"There goes our early night."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Monster Baseball

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"