Movie Monster Fan T-Shirts

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

'And this is wood, for the fire...and for artificially flavoring my homemade Chardonnary.'

"Usually, after the full moon, I turn back."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Look! No hands!"

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Hugh fans!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Solar Frankenstein

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

King Kongs first christmas

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"