Movie Monster Fan Pillows

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

'And this is wood, for the fire...and for artificially flavoring my homemade Chardonnary.'

"Usually, after the full moon, I turn back."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Out To Lurch

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Hugh fans!"

Solar Frankenstein

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Zombie pet tricks.