Monkey Mania Gifts

Columbus and the palnet of the apes

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Monster Baseball

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Love Hurts

The Queen

Shakespeare Project

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Lox Ness Monster

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

The Fishbowl Dynasty

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."