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guess who just signed a contract with sesame street.

'I dreamed last night that I was Big Bird and you were Kermit.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Giant slug attacks a city

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Butterfly Sales

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"It's not easy being green…"

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Love Hurts

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Mummies busking.

Mammoth hoover

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'