Muppet Maniac Prints

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'I dreamed last night that I was Big Bird and you were Kermit.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Giant slug attacks a city

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"It's not easy being green…"

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

Love Hurts

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Mammoth hoover

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth