Mouse Maniacs Pillows

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Love Hurts

Butterfly Sales

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'How are you?'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Lox Ness Monster

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

Nutcracker mice

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

Mouse thieves.

Columbus and the palnet of the apes

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

Complementary wine and cheese

'Gesundheit'

'He's my 2:00 appointment. He's always early.'