Musical Mime Appreciator Gifts

'Didn't you pay attention in class either?'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

FAQs.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mime marriage.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

The Land Before Mimes.

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

Rembrandt's Selfies

"You have the right to remain silent."

"...And now show us what you said."

Mime Flash Mobs.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'Remember me?'

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

Vik and Fabrini.

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

'And so, as it loses yet another two cent per share in the final quarter, our once proud corporation sinks slowly into the red.'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Mime Today / The Before Mime

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

Mime supplies.

'We need to talk.'