Musical Mime Appreciator Gifts

'Didn't you pay attention in class either?'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mime marriage.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

The Land Before Mimes.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"...And now show us what you said."

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

Rembrandt's Selfies

"You have the right to remain silent."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

'And so, as it loses yet another two cent per share in the final quarter, our once proud corporation sinks slowly into the red.'

'Say, Dad - this story is the same as last night's story.'

'We need to talk.'

Mime Today / The Before Mime

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'