Theatrical Mime Lover Gifts

DANGER: Abandoned Mime

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Mime marriage.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

The Land Before Mimes.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"...And now show us what you said."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'We need to talk.'

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

'Say, Dad - this story is the same as last night's story.'

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

'And so, as it loses yet another two cent per share in the final quarter, our once proud corporation sinks slowly into the red.'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'Did he say anything before he died?'

Mime Today / The Before Mime

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"You have the right to remain silent!"

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

A pair of mimes mimic working hard.