Theatrical Mime Lover Gifts

DANGER: Abandoned Mime

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mime marriage.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

The Land Before Mimes.

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Mime Flash Mobs.

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

"You have the right to remain silent."

"...And now show us what you said."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

'And so, as it loses yet another two cent per share in the final quarter, our once proud corporation sinks slowly into the red.'

'Say, Dad - this story is the same as last night's story.'

Mime supplies.

'Did he say anything before he died?'

'We need to talk.'

Vik and Fabrini.

Mime Today / The Before Mime

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"You have the right to remain silent!"

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

A pair of mimes mimic working hard.

Mime Prison

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'