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'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Mime Baby

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Mime marriage.

The Land Before Mimes.

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Mime father in the delivery room.

Interesting encounters in history.

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

Mime Tug-of-War

The Greatest Mime in the World

"You have the right to remain silent."

"...And now show us what you said."

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Senseless clowning around

True Mime

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!