Mime Aficionados Mugs

Sisyphus the mime

'Hell for Court Reporters.' 'All the witnesses here either speak 500 words per minutes or are mimes.'

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mime marriage.

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

The Land Before Mimes.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"You have the right to remain silent."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"...And now show us what you said."

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

"Sinead?!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."