Mimes Gifts

"...and it comes with a mime recognition app."

"We're ALL gonna have to up our game now!"

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Mime Baby

Mime marriage.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

The Land Before Mimes.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Mime father in the delivery room.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Interesting encounters in history.

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Senseless clowning around