Art Of Mime Gifts

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Mime Baby

Mime marriage.

The Land Before Mimes.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Mime father in the delivery room.

Interesting encounters in history.

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"You have the right to remain silent."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"I got replaced by another clown"