Modern Mime Gifts

Vinnie Calhoun, the texting ventriloquist.

"Extreme miming"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Mime Baby

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Mime marriage.

The Land Before Mimes.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Mime father in the delivery room.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Interesting encounters in history.

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"I got replaced by another clown"

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"You have the right to remain silent."

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.