Miming Gifts

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

A mime artist catching a fish.

"Go to Settings, then to Sounds and uncheck Mute."

Sixth word.... Sounds like... Bell! ...Hell? ...Well? ...WELL!! ...OK, then... so far it's 'Timmy BLANK trapped BLANK BLANK well'...

Marcel disagreed with the judge, but it was a mute point.

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Mime, trapped forever in this cartoon!

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Nethead strip: Mime field

Quiet Quitting

'It's some carol mimers dear.'

The Land Before Mimes.

Marriage counselor to the mimes: 'Let me know if I'm close- you're sad, 'cause she feels trapped in this marriage...?'

Actually, I'm looking for a gift that says nothing.

I don't like mimes, but he's good.

Teenage mimes are kinda boring.

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Do me next."

"Extreme miming"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Mime Baby

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mime marriage.