Miming Enthusiast Gifts

Actually, I'm looking for a gift that says nothing.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Bert's dog training.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Obsession with the Internet.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

WTF?

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Alternative Medicine

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Mime marriage.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"These kids and their shellfies..."

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

The Land Before Mimes.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.