Miming Enthusiast Pillows

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Bert's dog training.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Obsession with the Internet.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Alternative Medicine

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

WTF?

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Mime marriage.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

The Land Before Mimes.

"These kids and their shellfies..."

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.