Mirror Mystic Gifts

Man looks in changing room mirror and sees himself backwards.

"What happened to you!?"

'How do I maintain this youthful appearance?'

'Wait. Let me just stop you there!'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Pop Culture for Teens

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I noticed a few browns."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

The quarantine self cut.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"Buy them - and never look back."

Modern day mirror.

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'