Magic Mirror Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who talks to inanimate objetcs most of all?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Woman looking into a mirror

Magic Tricks

Juggler and Illusionist

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."