Magic Mirror Admirer Prints

"I don't care who's the fairest one of all, I asked for a unified theory of physics!"

Medieval Peer Review: "Whose experiments are the fairest of all?"

The tooth fairy.

Bad hair day!

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Birds Following Witch.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Ta Da!...

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"So, how's your other half?"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

The quarantine self cut.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"I love my luvvie."

David Blaine, Age 60