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"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"Death coach..."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Desk at the Horizon

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

TV-Mirror.

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"The meaning of life? Funny you should ask."

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

'That's it?'