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"Where did verve get us?"

"Anything you'd like to walk back?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Reach for the Star.

"The overthinker"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

Desk at the Horizon

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."