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'I thought you did fine, but I'm afraid you didn't test well with the focus group.'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"Did you make an appointment?"

'Got any I.D.?' (A nude man tries to gain entry at the gates of heaven)

"I contributed a lot to charity when I thought I was going to die."

"It was an incredible journey, but a crappy life."

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

A man confronts his lost youth.

"It hasn't been easy – I was an adrenaline junkie."

Saguaro Cacti.

'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'

'I looked back once when I was alive. Things were a lot closer than they appeared!'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

What else is there to wish for?

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"