Reflection On Life Mugs

'I thought you did fine, but I'm afraid you didn't test well with the focus group.'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"Did you make an appointment?"

'Got any I.D.?' (A nude man tries to gain entry at the gates of heaven)

"I contributed a lot to charity when I thought I was going to die."

"It was an incredible journey, but a crappy life."

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!

A man confronts his lost youth.

"It hasn't been easy – I was an adrenaline junkie."

Saguaro Cacti.

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'

'I looked back once when I was alive. Things were a lot closer than they appeared!'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

What else is there to wish for?

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Pastorius wonders why.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now