Life Reflection T-Shirts

"Of course there is. Don't forget the drippy thing."

Irrational Exuberance.

'Existence Ends Ahead' sign.

"My motto was 'Go with the Flow," but I had no idea it ended up here."

"He went doing what he loved."

Desk at the Horizon

If the best things in life are free, what do the worst things cost?

"I used to think like you then, one day, I realised what I was missing"

A man throwing a bone and retrieving it for 40 years, then retiring.

'They say youth is wasted on the young but I think old age comes at a pretty lousy time too.'

'Not only am I over the hill, I think I picked the wrong slope.'

"I may as well die - I have nothing left to reveal."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"Come on! You ain't getting any younger."

"Hang on... I've just discovered a lust for life."

Life Hourglass

"Look at us... We're 45 years old and we've made it. Great family, fantastic job, fancy cars, vacation trips... What's left for us? Only the boozing."

Destinations

"I'm thinking of going back to work now I've had kids beat me up"

Things you'll DEFINITELY have by your late twenties

"Yeah, I'm at that awkward age where all my friends are starting families, or rehab."

"Life"

"The ninth life."

"On the other hand, if I die next week this isn't a midlife crisis."

"Where did verve get us?"

Tunnel of Life

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

A man stands looking at a sign that shows a timeline labeled "Birth" and "Death" at opposite ends and an arrow pointing to the middle of the line labeled "You are here".

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

37 years in the same position.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.