Contemplation Connoisseur Gifts

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

'I think I've got it.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"The overthinker"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Zenemies.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

S**t Threw a Goose

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'I forgot the question.'

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

Soren Kierkegaard

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."