Contemplation Aficionado Gifts

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Sitting in a tree

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Valentine Day

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

Love Birds love just being together

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

You just keep giving.

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

A small heart within a big heart.

Free love

Ted's efforts to get ahead in the company were a dismal failure until he discovered FabCo's 'Claw Your Way to the Top' time-management software.

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

"I like to keep my option open."

'I think I've got it.'

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

"...And I'd like to thank all the little people whom I stepped on in order to get to where I am..."

Love Mix Ups.

Hopelessly devoted to you.

"My mind is especially empty today."

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."