Contemplation Aficionado Pillows

"Oh good, there's nothing on."

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Sitting in a tree

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Valentine Day

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Love Birds love just being together

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

You just keep giving.

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

Free love

A small heart within a big heart.

'I want to reach the number one spot at Google.'

Ted's efforts to get ahead in the company were a dismal failure until he discovered FabCo's 'Claw Your Way to the Top' time-management software.

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

Phones 4 U

'I think I've got it.'

"I like to keep my option open."

"...And I'd like to thank all the little people whom I stepped on in order to get to where I am..."

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Combination Voting Booth/Confessional.

Love Mix Ups.

"My mind is especially empty today."