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'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"The overthinker"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Zenemies.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'Have you been working out?'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

Soren Kierkegaard

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."