Engagement Contemplation T-Shirts

"I don't know if I want to marry, but I would like a combined household income."

It's sweet of you to ask, Randy, but I've decided just to rent some Mel Gibson movies instead.

"Do I believe in marriage? Can I get back to you on that?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Love at First Sight

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Romance

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Cow in love'

Romantic Giraffes