Commitment Connoisseur Gifts

"I'm not sure about children, but I've always wanted progeny."

"We were only staying together for the kids. Now we're only staying together for the grandkids."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I've been to all his weddings."

'Ever been cross questioned before?'

'He's been visiting IKEA with someone else.'

'In sickness or health, for richer or poorer...? Wait a minutes, I didn't bargain for anyone who's so high maintenance.'

"Love, honour and obey! I said nothing about cancelling my Tinder account."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"You call this a constitution?"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"I have been happily married... three times!"

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'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'I do...with reservations.'

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Moliere

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

C Day Lewis.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"