Commitment Connoisseur Gifts

"I'm not sure about children, but I've always wanted progeny."

"We were only staying together for the kids. Now we're only staying together for the grandkids."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I've been to all his weddings."

'Ever been cross questioned before?'

'He's been visiting IKEA with someone else.'

'In sickness or health, for richer or poorer...? Wait a minutes, I didn't bargain for anyone who's so high maintenance.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"You call this a constitution?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I do...with reservations.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Moliere

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

Charles Dickens.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

First Marriage

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."