Compromise Connoisseur Gifts

"Actually, I'm going up—and I'm going down."

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

In, Out, Complain.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Complaints departement for men and women.

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Moliere

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

Moanathon.

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

Wine, Whine. Unwind.