Philosophical Musers Gifts

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

'He may be gone, but his spirit is still with us.'

George Santayana

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

The Evolution Of Man.

Ten Commandments

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Is this who I am?"

"I cross the road to forget."

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Non Thought For The Day.

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

'Dad, what is peace?'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Great, now we're lost."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Understanding art.

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"