Mythical Questers Gifts

"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'Your future looks charming.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Freia and her golden apples

Frog Prince

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Business witch

Wiccapedia.

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

I just knew this would be dull.

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

Heavenly Ships

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Sea Angel

The indigo children.

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

Do you do cremations?