Mythical Questers Pillows

"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Your future looks charming.'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Freia and her golden apples

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Wiccapedia.

Frog Prince

Business witch

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

I just knew this would be dull.

Heavenly Ships

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

Sea Angel

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

The indigo children.

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

Do you do cremations?

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"