Mythical Seekers Pillows

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'No you can't keep it!'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Frog Prince

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

I just knew this would be dull.

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

Ouija board speaks recorded options

'I met that handsome, exciting stranger you warned me about...Now, I want you to tell me when I'll meet him again...'

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

Do you do cremations?

The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Monster, Myth and sucker for a well tied fly.

'So, how does my future look?'

'That lawsuit you see in my future... which end of it am I on?'

"Honey, I'm going to be late for dinner."

Monster in the sea.

"Oh, good, you brought your pony."

Madame Z, fortune teller...sees all/rells all...can help you find your car.

'I guess business experience counts for more than we thought'

'OK... you can tell the Irish Prime Minister we've solved his debt crisis.'