Mythical Quester Pillows

Do you do cremations?

'I guess business experience counts for more than we thought'

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Nostradamus.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Freia and her golden apples

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'No you can't keep it!'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Frog Prince

"I have grave news."

Business witch

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."