Mythical Quester Mugs

Do you do cremations?

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Nostradamus.

Freia and her golden apples

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'No you can't keep it!'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"I have grave news."

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

Frog Prince

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Business witch

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

Heavenly Ships

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'