Ironical Muse Prints

Prison Art - Bent Screw

"This one speaks to me."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

Post Post

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

In the very beginning.

Stanescu.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'