Muse Of Abstract Musings Gifts

'I think this one captures perfectly the spirit of a pickup in an art gallery, don't you?'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

It's a call from Tate modern.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Jackson Pollock Studio

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Feel better, dear?"

I painted them all from memory.

Art Gallery.

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

Surreal ale

The Cremaster Cycle

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'I like the frame.'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

"He's left out the staples"

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.