Muse Of Abstract Musings Mugs

'I think this one captures perfectly the spirit of a pickup in an art gallery, don't you?'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

It's a call from Tate modern.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Jackson Pollock Studio

"Feel better, dear?"

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Surreal ale

The Cremaster Cycle

Art Gallery.

'Cartoonist thinking'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'I like the frame.'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

"He's left out the staples"

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."