Muse Magnet Gifts

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Rogue elephant

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"...My daughter, the model..."

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

The Cona Lisa

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

Muse/Museli

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

"Now hold that."

'Yeah, I'm a male muse ? you got a problem with that?'

'This isn't working -- I keep sweating into my paint.'

'Admit it - you've gone off me haven't you.'

Lord Alan Sugar

Emoji Writer's Block

Tunnel of Ore

"Sale on 38 Liter Hats."

Judith didn't last long as Picasso's muse